Fran Lucci

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She met him at her brother's
It was a Friday night
She just touched down from Brooklyn
She was bitchy from the flight, bitchy
He said my name is Richard, ma'm, but you can call me Dick
And she laughed out loud and punched him
He turned a little pink
He felt a little nervous
He was getting kinda sick
And when he bumped into the bathroom door
He heard her hollar this

You're goin the Wrong Way, Dick
You're goin the Wrong Way, Dick
Wrong Way, Wrong Way
You're goin the Wrong Way, Dick

She grabbed him by the beltloop
He followed from behind
He said "Where are we goin to"
She said, "Never mind".
Then she drove his truck to Venice
She flew it down the 10
And parked it like a Teamster
At the old Safari Inn
He knew that he was falling
This was more than just a kick
When he bumped into the hotel clerk
She shouted out again

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She was running towards the ocean
He was running out of breath
This six foot blond in combat boots
She done scared that boy to death
And they hit the sand together
He could feel her body twitch
When he went to kiss her salty mouth
He heard her murmur this

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Now the rest is history
About the night I was conceived
My Mama gave directions and my Daddy did the deed when she said
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